She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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