this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
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Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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