im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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