i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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