3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
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You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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