Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
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I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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