I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
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If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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