Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
wow bdsm is so cute
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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