fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
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I was told my cock was a religious experience.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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