I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
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Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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