Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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