you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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