Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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