i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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