Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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