whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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