Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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