i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
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I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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