no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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