Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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