if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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