Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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