Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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