Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
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Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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