we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
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I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
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So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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