Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
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Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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