Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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