okay pat passed out under dana's car
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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