this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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