farters have to be the big spoon...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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