Tell her she can't have a vagina
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
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I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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