C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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