I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
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as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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