Your tits are I can't wait for
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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