I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
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you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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