oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
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If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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