Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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