If that was your dad, he is hot
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
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I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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