Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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