Well apparently he's into motor boating.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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