Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
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Girls should come with a carfax report
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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