Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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