is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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