I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
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This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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