i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
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His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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