My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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