So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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You. Win. At. Life.
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
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Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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