He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
look no pants
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Randomize