So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
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You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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