i think my tv is drunk
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
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Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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